Megabonk Character Tier List
Every Megabonk character ranked S to C, with their real in-game passive trait, starting weapon and unlock requirement (all from the game files). Use it to decide who to play and unlock next.
Editorial tier list. Megabonk publishes no official rankings or win-rate data, so these tiers are our opinion (informed by each character's real trait), not measured statistics. Every character can clear runs with the right build.
S
S — Top picks
5
CL4NK
Crit Happens: +1% Crit Chance per level
Complete Forest Tier 1

Dicehead
Roll the dice and upgrade a random stat when you level up
Complete 100 Quests

Fox
RNG Blessing: +2% Luck per level
Available from the start

Megachad
Stuns enemies, prevents damage; -0.2s cooldown per level; +2.5% damage per flex
Get the Damage Tome to level 7

Robinette
+1% Gold Gain per level. Increase Damage by 10% per 1000 gold
Complete Forest Tier 2
A
A — Strong
8
Athena
More damage at low HP; gain +2 Thorns per level
Get the Thorns Tome to level 9

Bandit
+1% Attack Speed per level
Find and defeat Bandit in the Desert

Calcium
Speed increases over time, halves when damaged; damage scales with speed
Kill 1,000 skeletons

Ninja
Executes enemy after evasion; +0.5% Evasion per level
Complete Desert Tier 1

Ogre
Warrior: +1.5% Damage per level
Kill 15,000 Goblins

Sir Oofie
Reinforced: +1% Armor per level
Available from the start

Tony McZoom
Charge electric attack by moving; +2% Pickup Range per level
Complete 2 Challenges

Vlad
+1% Lifesteal per level
Complete Desert Tier 2
B
B — Solid
7
Amog
Poisoned enemies explode on death, poisoning nearby enemies
Poison 50,000 enemies with Moldy Cheese

Birdo
Float by holding jump; +1% Airborne Damage
Kill 100 enemies using Tornado weapon while carried by a tornado on Desert

Bush
Marks random enemies; +1% Crit Damage per level
Find and defeat Bush in the Forest

Monke
Can climb walls; gain +2 Max HP per level
Find and release Monke in the Forest

Noelle
+1% Size per level. +0.02x damage per frozen enemy
Use a Microwave to duplicate Ice Crystal 3 times in a row
Roberto
Free chest every 60s (increasing to 120s); can float slightly
Kill Enemy1

Spaceman
+1.5% XP Gain per level
Get Attraction Tome and XP Tome both to level 6 in a run
C

