Megabonk Characters
All 21 playable Megabonk characters — each with a unique passive trait, a starting weapon, and its own unlock requirement. Every detail below comes straight from the game files.
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Real game data — version v1.0.64, verified June 2026.
Amog
No one knows his real name. Everyone just started calling him Amog, and he never corrected them.
Athena
Captain America but ordered from Temu (with a 23% discount)
Bandit
A sneaky lad with a sharp sword
Birdo
The glasses are for your safety, not his.
Bush
Just a normal bush, nothing to see here.
Calcium
An undead shredder who pulls off the sickest tricks.
CL4NK
I don't know how to pronounce his name.
Dicehead
His favorite number is 7. Who's gonna tell him the bad news?
Fox
Quick on his feet and unnaturally lucky.
Megachad
He wields the perfect, most powerful jawline.
Monke
No one knows where he got the shades. No one asks.
Ninja
Very fast and elusive. Hasn't filed his taxes since 2014. He's cooked.
Noelle
The Megabonk Discord bullied me into creating this character
Ogre
Big and strong, with the critical thinking skills of a wet sock.
Roberto
He claims to be floating. Scientists and experts are still investigating.
Robinette
Steals from the poor, gives to the rich.
Sir Chadwell
Sir Oofie's wife's boyfriend. Bought him new armor and lets him stay up past 8:30. Nice guy!
Sir Oofie
He's slow, but his armor makes him pretty chunky.
Spaceman
Spaceman is currently banned from 7 planets and most NASA gift shops.
Tony McZoom
Tony didn't choose the hoverboard - the hoverboard chose him.
Vlad
He looks pretty evil but he's actually a really nice dude. He always says hi at the grocery store. Chill guy.